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Tinubu: General, you know we cannot jail ourselves over this Dasuki security votes wahala? General Buhari: Yes I know. But I will continue to hold him to distract Nigerians from finding out that we are not performing at all. It is a strategy and as you can see it has been working for us since May 29, 2015. Tinubu: I understand, General. But just for my information, be rest assured that I will not disclose this to the Nation Newspaper, how much did he give you? General Buhari: He gave me only USD300,000 + 3 Bullet Proof SUVs Tinubu: Hmn, that is a lot. I got only N9million. Why then did you claim that you are not rich enough to afford a form that was sold for N23,000,000 only? General Buhari: What is the value of USD300,000 in Naira? Tinubu: It should be N59,714,920.97 at the exchange rate of USD1 to N199.05 General Buhari: So I got more than you then? Tinubu: Yes, you got more than me. I only got equivalent of USD45,214.83 General Buhari: Let us hope this new NSA will be like Dasuki Tinubu: Insha Allah - IMO 030116