When we think back on these Rio Olympic Games, we’ll remember the
blinding speed of Usain Bolt, the domination of Simone Biles and Katie
Ledecky, the ageless brilliance of Michael Phelps, the peculiar
storytelling of Ryan Lochte. (For more on the top stories of the
Olympics, click here.) That’s as it should be; these are our greatest
athletes, and we should recall them for their greatest achievements.
(Well, not Lochte’s storytelling.)
But it’s not all anthems and glory at the Olympics. We’ll also
remember the strange moments, the misfires and misplays, the faces and
flops. Let’s run them down, shall we?
1. #PhelpsFace:
Minutes before his 200-meter butterfly race against South Africa’s
Chad le Clos, TV cameras caught Michael Phelps glaring hard into the
middle distance as le Clos attempted some cheap intimidation tricks. In
the end, Phelps won the race and launched a thousand internet memes.
2. Green water:
We knew coming into Rio that the open waters off the coast would be
treacherous and unhealthy, but the contained ones seemed safe. That is,
until the diving pool turned green one morning, and stayed that way
until a full water transfusion.
3. Irish boxer throws a fit:
Ireland’s Michael Conlan appeared to have easily defeated Vladimir
Nikitin of Russia, but the judges didn’t see it that way. In the wake of
the loss, Conlan unleashed a profane rant for the ages, claiming, “I came for gold and I’ve been cheated. I’ll not do another Olympics.” Adding insult to injury, Nikitin ended up dropping out of his next fight, sticking with the bronze.
4. Pole vaulter’s equipment:
Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita failed to qualify for the pole
vaulting final after it appeared that he dislodged the pole with, well …
with his penis, folks. With his penis. Further replays appeared to show
he probably knocked off the pole with another body part, but that
wasn’t nearly as painful, or viral, of a story.
5. The shirtless Tongan:
The Opening Ceremony was a genial, colorful spectale as athletes
from every country marched into Maracana Stadium … that is, until Pita
Taufatofua of Tonga, shirtless and greasy enough to slide around the
track, led the nation of Tonga. He didn’t exactly light the Olympics on
fire in his taekwondo match, but he fluttered plenty of hearts during
his brief turn in the spotlight.
6. The stripping coach:
This one came in right under the wire, happening just hours before
the Closing Ceremony. The coaches for wrestler Mandakhnaran Ganzorig of
Mongolia absolutely lost their minds when Uzbekistan’s Ikhtiyor Navruzov
won a highly curious decision. One coach doffed his shirt, and another
stripped to his underwear and screamed in protest, to no avail but high
humor.
7. Diving for gold … on a track:
Felix ended up on the wrong side of another controversy, when the
Bahamas’ Shaunae Miller dove across the line at the end of the 400-meter
run to defeat Felix by 0.07 seconds. It was legal, but it struck many
observers as a less-than-upright way to win a foot race.
8. The smiling sprinter:
You simply will not find a better photo of Usain Bolt, and probably
not a better sports photo all year, than the one where the Jamaican
sprinter is smiling as his opponents are racing the sprint of their
lives. Bolt is so far ahead of everyone else already; the smile just
makes his grace perfection.
9. IOC member arrested:
You know, when you’ve got a prominent member of the International
Olympic Committee accused of scalping tickets for profit, that’s a
pretty bad look. But when said member is hauled from his hotel room
virtually n*ked, well, that belongs on a stranger-things-from-Rio list.
10. Dancing horses:
In the actual Olympics, horses danced to Vanilla Ice and Santana. We don’t have anything more to add than this.
All that in just two weeks. You’ve got a high bar to clear in 2020, Tokyo.
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